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These days you only quote from Friends;
what happened to your Nietzsche?
The philosophy of Chandler Bing
has become your favourite feature
The monologues of Monica
and the rhetoric of Rachel
imbue your conversation
at the expense of Marx and Hegel.
From the theory of Unagi,
to the smelly cat conjecture,
and the “how you doin’?” thesis,
they’re all found in your lecture.
Could I be more bored of Joey?
I’ve had my fill of Phoebe Buffay,
and listening to Ross is dull,
he has nothing deep to say.
There’s only one Friends philosophy
that rings out strong and true;
so no matter what the future holds,
you know: I’ll be there for you.
Steve Wheeler © 16 September, 2020
Photo from Wikimedia Commons
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