Tuesday, 20 October 2020

No, that will never happen


The sun will never cease to rise 
nor endless orbits of the planets run, 
and I will never shine within your eyes. 
No, that will never happen. 

The clock will never cease to chime, 
the sands of time will not run out, 
and never will your love be mine. 
No, that will never happen. 

As morning surely brushes low the night, 
I will hopelessly pursue your favour 
but you will never sense my fiery light. 
No, that will never happen. 

Perpetual motion as the years go by 
the tides and seasons run their cycles 
and my love for you will never die. 
No, that will never happen. 


Steve Wheeler © 20 October, 2020

Thursday, 15 October 2020

Image breaker


image breaker a spoken oath, a darkly uttered phrase, 
an incantation of this planet’s ancient days 
spawned occult runes and twisted ideology 
that stained a moment in our human history 
an image, black on field of red and white; 
a tainted, whirling, devastating rite 
upon dark uniforms of hatred worn 
while death oaths of allegiance were sworn 
swift rise of blind hatred and ambition 
flags raised grimly for an evil mission 
riding a vile wave of nationalistic pride 
toward the deadly goal of ethnic genocide 
that moment all humanity now abhors 
reborn inside our eve-present wars 
those torrid memories of a darker past 
countless victims of a vain iconoclast 
how could this tragedy unfold? we plead 
as we reflect upon those gruesome deeds 
systemised slaughter for a vicious racial slur 
state sponsored murder that would not demur 
for all we treasured through and through 
and once held up as wholesome and true, 
was crushed by jackboots on a stony floor 
full shattered, perhaps to rise no more
yet from the splintered crystal came 
a firm determination to regain 
a higher purpose than that howling corps 
that spun a million pieces to the floor 
the tyrant’s power and strength can only thrive 
inside the fears of subjugated lives 
rise up therefore, and let your courage break 
your mental chains for all humanity’s sake 
smash the despot’s dark insignia hard 
fracture his hateful symbols into shards 
his acolytes must ever be pursued 
their fascist image never more to be renewed 


Steve Wheeler © 15 October, 2020

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Monday, 5 October 2020

You have been warned



It doesn’t take much to trigger me 
to get me on my hind legs, suddenly. 
You’d only have to condescend 
to make my forehead veins distend. 
You’d end up the recipient 
of a tirade you wished you could prevent. 
Invective would flow like an autumn storm, 
so don’t hack me off. You have been warned. 

He might look like a ball of fluff 
but that dog is dangerous enough. 
He’s vicious and his teeth will tear 
and you will spoil your underwear. 
He’ll try to tear you limb from limb 
if you should dare to mess with him 
and you will wish you’d not been born. 
So don’t pat the dog. You have been warned. 

A wife should always be adored. 
She doesn’t deserve to be ignored. 
My boss learnt this the hardest way 
When his wife found out he’d played away. 
He ended up in bandages 
When she cut off his allowances. 
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 
Remember this. You have been warned. 


Steve Wheeler © 5 October, 2020


Graphic by Steve Wheeler

Sunday, 20 September 2020

Friday night


a one car crash at the charles cross junction 
cone zone closure at the intersection 
rain falls heavily on the black top 
traffic lights cycle go, amber, stop 
blue lights flashing, emergency 
fire and rescue cutting someone free 

onlookers hang from windows staring 
instagram twitter snapchat sharing 
police collect witness statements 
rain continues with no abatement 
lights reflect of the slick tarmac 
shattered glass and a broken roof rack 

teen drunk driver stands obdurate 
his passenger not so fortunate 
girlfriend rushed to the a and e 
driver is a walking casualty 
not so worried she was nearly killed 
more concerned about the drink he spilled 

fluorescent yellow jacketed men 
measure the scene, then measure again 
wreckage cleared within the hour 
blood washed away by the downpour 
clouds clear up and moon shines down 
on another friday night in town 


Steve Wheeler © 20 September, 2020


This poem was first published in Urban Voices by Steve Wheeler, Wheelsong Books, 2020.

Wednesday, 16 September 2020

You only ever quote from Friends



These days you only quote from Friends; 
what happened to your Nietzsche? 
The philosophy of Chandler Bing 
has become your favourite feature 

The monologues of Monica 
and the rhetoric of Rachel 
imbue your conversation 
at the expense of Marx and Hegel. 

From the theory of Unagi, 
to the smelly cat conjecture, 
and the “how you doin’?” thesis, 
they’re all found in your lecture. 

Could I be more bored of Joey? 
I’ve had my fill of Phoebe Buffay, 
and listening to Ross is dull, 
he has nothing deep to say. 

There’s only one Friends philosophy 
that rings out strong and true; 
so no matter what the future holds, 
you know: I’ll be there for you. 



Steve Wheeler © 16 September, 2020

Photo from Wikimedia Commons

Tuesday, 15 September 2020

Daily Mail in the style of John Cooper Clarke



i'd rather brave a force ten gale 
be swallowed by a humped back whale 
or grab a tiger by its tail 
than read a page from the daily mail 
i'd sooner fight with christian bale 
or pick my teeth with a rusty nail 
after eating several uncooked snails 
than read a page from the daily mail 
i'd rather wear top hat and tails 
while searching for the holy grail 
or watch a full season at port vale 
than read a page from the daily mail 
i'd sooner learn to swear in braille 
while eating bags of uncooked kale 
ride cattle class on the network rail 
any of the above would prevail 
over having to read the daily mail 


Steve Wheeler © 10 September, 2020


This poem was first published in Urban Voices by Steve Wheeler, Wheelsong Books, 2020.

Photo from Wikimedia Commons

Monday, 14 September 2020

Daily Mail in the style of Dylan Thomas




The Daily Mail


We gently, 
inexorably wander
Into that dark corner store
But thus to avoid 
That cursed tabloid 
We must our impulses ignore
For gold 
we shall not squander





Steve Wheeler © 14 September, 2020


This poem was first published in Urban Voices by Steve Wheeler, Wheelsong Books, 2020.

Photo from Wikimedia Commons