Saturday 30 January 2021

Second edition of Urban Voices

I'm very pleased with the new cover for the second edition of Urban Voices. I have added several new poems to the collection and revised some of the illustrations, so I thought a makeover of the front cover might also be in order.

I selected this photo from a series of four I took one rainy late evening as I was walking through Piccadilly Circus  in London. 

In case you're wondering, Piccadilly Circus isn't yer actual circus (no performing animals or clowns - although some might disagree), and it has nowt to do with pickled vegetables either. But it is a bustling centre of activity most nights, and I like the image I selected because of its movement and the colours that are reflected on the wet pavement from the illuminated advertising screens.  

I hope you'll agree, it's quite a striking image to use for the front cover of the book.

I hope you get the chance to check it out, as it's available on all Amazon main sites across the globe, and as I announced at the start of 2021, all of the profits from sales this year (and I mean the entire year), will be donated to NHS charities - a very worthy charity that supports both patients and hospital staff. 

You can purchase paperback and Kindle editions of Urban Voices at the following sites:

Amazon UK Kindle £1.99 Paperback £7.99

Amazon US Kindle $2.99 Paperback $9.99

Amazon Canada Kindle C$3.99 Paperback C$9.99

Amazon Brazil Kindle R$9.99 Paperback R$52.94

Amazon Australia Kindle A$4.99 Paperback A$21.77

Amazon Japan Kindle ¥271 Paperback ¥1,100

Amazon India Kindle 189

Amazon Germany Kindle €2.99

Amazon France Kindle €2.99

Amazon Spain Kindle €2.99

Amazon Netherlands Kindle €2.99

Amazon Italy Kindle €2.99

Amazon Sweden Paperback Kr166.50

Amazon Mexico Paperback $233.03 Kindle $99

Amazon Singapore Paperback S$13.45





Drop the F bomb


The foul mouthed obscenities that issue from his lips 
send shivers down the spine and a convulsion to the hips 
Like clockwork from his lips another execration drips 
just when you think he’s finished, yet another oath he’ll trip 
I don’t think I have ever heard such oaths in all my days 
and he has to slip the F word into everything he says

Shocking are the contents of his base vocabulary 
and all the other words he says imply vulgarity 
He seems to take delight in mouthing his profanity 
His maledictions by the score show such inanity 
Protest until you’re breathless, it ain’t going to go away 
‘cos he’ll always slip the F word into everything he says

He seems to have expletives for every situation 
and if swearing was a sport he’d be the champ of imprecation 
The invective that’s injected into every conversation 
is enough to make the bluest comic blush in consternation 
Everybody’s tried, but he will never change his ways 
he can’t help but slip the F word into everything he says 

His cussing and his cursing and his dirty dysphemism 
infuse his filthy wordage and perpetuate a schism 
between his sensibility and abject vulgarism 
his effing and his blinding are a spicy euphemism 
Call it colourful language, call it anything you may 
he’s going to drop the F bomb into everything he says 


Steve Wheeler © 30 January, 2021

Thursday 28 January 2021

On top of the world



He had the world at his beck and call 
He had no problems or worries at all, 
with plenty of money and cash to spare
he lived like a goddamned billionaire
He drank like a fish and slept like a cat
with golden cushions wherever he sat
his stocks and shares were doing well
his other investments were giving it hell
his palatial mansion in the South of France
was host to many a song and dance
On the top of the world, he had no doubt
… and then his liver gave out

She was renowned for her glitz and glamour
wherever she went the press would clamour
Known as a high class debutante
seen in the very best restaurants
Her global travel and her movie deals
and a jet-set life gave her all the feels
A party girl drinking best champagne
living the high life again and again
She came from the humble working class
but soon accumulated a wealth of brass
She promised herself she would never go back 
… and then came the heart attack


Steve Wheeler © 28 January, 2021

Wednesday 27 January 2021

It all comes back to bite you (in the end)



I wanna go where the mad things are
I wanna drive in a big fast car 
I wanna party with the movie stars 
but it all comes back to bite you in the end 

I wanna go where the explorers went 
up the mountainside in an alpine tent 
or go where no-one’s ever been sent 
but it all comes back to bite you in the end

I wanna go where the rich folk go 
live in a beach house in Acapulco 
playing games of chance in Monaco 
but it all comes back to bite you in the end

I tried to run with the hounds and hares 
tried to make friends with the grizzly bears 
and the lions too, but I soon got scared 
and they all came back to bite me (in the end)


Steve Wheeler © 27 January, 2021

Tuesday 26 January 2021

Cut price castaway



Washed up on the shores of Tesco
with shopping trollies on the rocks
sheltering from the spume of bargains
stranded inside a charity box

Floating round the horn of good soap
crawling over the carrier bags
tangled up in the plastic packing,
lifestyle magazines and filtered fags

Shipwrecked in the frozen food aisle
clutching shopper loyalty cards
reaching for the cut-price life vests
watched by unsmiling security guards 

Rescue me from being stranded
on the rocks of Waitrose or M and S
Save me from rank consumerism
I’m sending out an S.O.S.

A family pack of washing powder
(buy one and you get one free)
is all I need to wash me cleanly
back to the freedom of the deep blue sea.


Steve Wheeler © 26 January, 2021

Monday 25 January 2021

Cloud messenger



A man once tried to emulate the tale 
contained in the epic poem of Kālidāsa. 
He asked a passing cloud if it would convey
a message to his lover many miles away.

Once he had whispered his ardent words
the cloud promised to travel
and discover 
the location of his woman, 
and to deliver the message to his lonely, distant lover. 

The journey there was arduous and long
and the cloud traversed for many leagues
buffeted and blown by winds so strong
over mountain ranges and across the glistening seas

over icebound glaciers and deserts dry and hot
above forests and rivers, meadows and fields
until finally the cloud arrived at the very spot
where the man’s lover was revealed.

Sadly by now the cloud had long forgotten
the words it had been entrusted to keep
and in its bitter grief and deep frustration
all it could manage was to weep. 


Steve Wheeler © 25 January, 2021

image by Steve Wheeler

Tuesday 19 January 2021

Refugees from Paradise



Oh, the tragedy of Eden 
all the torment and the pain 
to be evicted from the Garden 
never to return again. 

Oh the sadness and the anguish 
to be severed from the source 
of life and hope and comfort 
nothing left but the remorse.

To wander in a strange land 
refugees from paradise 
no home, no hope, no future 
victims of our own device 

Banished from perfection 
from the presence of the One 
who cherished us and made us. 
No more moments in the sun.

Oh, the tragedy of Eden 
emerging from the rubble 
of rebellion in the Garden, 
the source of all our trouble 


Steve Wheeler © 19 January, 2021

Monday 18 January 2021

Cancel culture



Feed the vulture, cancel culture, 
Stitch up surgeons with their sutures 
Stone the prophets, steal their futures 
Prevent clairvoyants telling fortunes 
Cancel agents and their clients 
Halt the scientists, stop the science 
Erase all emblems of defiance 
Tear down works of literary giants 
Silence sculptors and musicians 
Artists, painters and magicians 
Cancel art that speaks against you 
Blot out history that offends you 
Limit the freedom of the press 
Shut down the media, more or less 
Cancel language, cancel talking 
Stop us thinking, running, walking 
Cancel culture, flex the strong arm 
Cancel all that triggers alarms 
Call them all out, name and shame them 
Cancel culture, then pass the blame on 


Steve Wheeler © 17 January, 2021

Saturday 16 January 2021

Try not to stare



At the end of the street where the three pathways meet who knows where your feet will travel? \ past the strip clubs and whores, drunken bullies and bores, just don’t stare as their stories unravel \ there’s perverts and nonces, and deviants and ponces who’d rival the vile Jimmy Savile \ there’s clip joints and boozers, and gamblers, and losers, and hustlers and waste-yer-time rabble \\ 

keep your eyes dead ahead, and your thoughts in your head as they paint the town red where you travel \ on bad concrete tracks, over potholes and cracks having sheer heart attacks in the gravel \ you could choke in the mud of this bad neighbourhood, you could drown in the blood of the battle \ no one would care, you’d be left lying there in a bright neon glare that will dazzle \ near the ill-repute clubs and the alcohol hubs and the noisy hubbub of the razzle \ there's no semblance of law, there’s no order at all, there’s no fall of a magistrate’s gavel \\ 

move along while you dare but please don’t stop and stare at the urban despair in the city \ make no contact with eyes, and disguise your surprise because most will despise any pity \ put aside your alarm and disarm with your charm or you’ll come to some harm in the city \ the district is seedy, but the people are needy, stay away from their greedy ferocity \\ 

Steve Wheeler © 16 January, 2021

Thursday 14 January 2021

Nailed



You can nail a shingle to your office wall 
Screw a photo frame secure so it won’t fall 
You can nail a horseshoe up above your door 
Nail a hundred objects high, or even more 

You can pin your pictures to an album page 
or secure a backdrop to a drama stage 
You can fasten any object as you will 
but Christ climbed willingly up that hill 

The nails did not secure Him to that tree 
The spikes did not prevent Him being free 
but love became His sole constraint 
and Christ died for the sinner, not the saint 


Steve Wheeler © 14 January, 2021

Tuesday 5 January 2021

We all fall down




















The disco Rollarena 
down by the yacht marina 
was a human melodrama 
I wish I’d brought me camera 
to capture all the clamour 
We’d skate around in circles 
‘till we all fell down 

I'd pretend I couldn’t skate, 
chat up girls and stay out late 
My knee pads simply bait 
as I fixed meself a date 
‘cos the future wouldn’t wait 
then my head would spin in circles 
as the world fell down 

To our Sony Walkman beats 
we’d go skating through the streets 
cruising pavements and concrete 
on those roller blades of heat 
that destroyed our bleeding feet 
as we skated cross the cobbles 
‘till we all fell down 

In the Eighties skater creed 
we would feel the need for speed 
crashing down so hard we’d bleed 
get back up and not concede 
keep it rolling, feed the need 
Skating over potholes 
made us all fall down 


Steve Wheeler © 5 January, 2021


Monday 4 January 2021

Slow seeds















I’m lying on my lonely bed 
while Dylan’s tunes grow in my head. 
Out in the rainy street a siren is whirring. 
Day fades slowly into twilight 
and I switch on the bedside light. 
Inside my tranquil room, my thoughts are stirring. 

There, in the noisy world outside 
order and chaos coincide 
while all is still inside my peaceful room. 
I read from Dylan’s poetry; 
the slow seeds of his imagery 
take root inside my mind’s poetic womb 

Bob / Dylan / Thomas – sages, 
on the tracks and off the pages, 
each assails my brain with poignant verse. 
Rage against the dying light 
you precious angel of the night, 
and each in time will quench my curious thirst. 

 
Steve Wheeler © 4 January, 2021


Saturday 2 January 2021

Spongiform
















I read more stories than I could ever write 
I imagine more battles than I could ever fight 
I sleep more dreams than I could ever say 
Like a sponge I soak up each and every day 

I absorb more knowledge than I could ever show 
I go to more places than I should ever go 
I write more scenes than I could ever play 
I soak up the hours and I mop up the day 


Steve Wheeler © 2 January, 2021


Friday 1 January 2021

At the turning of the year



At the slow turning of the year 
the artifice, the ersatz tear. 
Our futures are unknown, unclear 
imbued with our unfounded fear. 

Yet as I hesitate a while, 
I catch your enigmatic smile 
that says to me, we travel not alone. 
Fear is for one moment then it’s gone. 


Steve Wheeler © 31 December, 2020