Saturday, 30 January 2021

Drop the F bomb


The foul mouthed obscenities that issue from his lips 
send shivers down the spine and a convulsion to the hips 
Like clockwork from his lips another execration drips 
just when you think he’s finished, yet another oath he’ll trip 
I don’t think I have ever heard such oaths in all my days 
and he has to slip the F word into everything he says

Shocking are the contents of his base vocabulary 
and all the other words he says imply vulgarity 
He seems to take delight in mouthing his profanity 
His maledictions by the score show such inanity 
Protest until you’re breathless, it ain’t going to go away 
‘cos he’ll always slip the F word into everything he says

He seems to have expletives for every situation 
and if swearing was a sport he’d be the champ of imprecation 
The invective that’s injected into every conversation 
is enough to make the bluest comic blush in consternation 
Everybody’s tried, but he will never change his ways 
he can’t help but slip the F word into everything he says 

His cussing and his cursing and his dirty dysphemism 
infuse his filthy wordage and perpetuate a schism 
between his sensibility and abject vulgarism 
his effing and his blinding are a spicy euphemism 
Call it colourful language, call it anything you may 
he’s going to drop the F bomb into everything he says 


Steve Wheeler © 30 January, 2021

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